ESC 2014: Tobson's top 26 tip

Trying to predict only the winner and the last place is for cowards, so I decided to predict the entire outcome for tonight. You can read my reviews here but this is my educated guess (or wild shot in the dark, if you wish) what tonight's final results will look like:

1. Austria, 2. Netherlands, 3. United Kingdom, 4. Sweden, 5. Denmark, 6. Hungary, 7. Ukraine, 8. Armenia, 9. Italy, 10. Greece, 11. Azerbaijan, 12. Spain, 13. Poland, 14. Russia, 15. Malta, 16. Montenegro, 17. Finland, 18. Norway, 19. Romania, 20. Germany, 21. Slovenia, 22. France, 23. Switzerland, 24. Belarus, 25. San Marino, 26. Iceland.

If I get everything right tonight, I promise to buy ice-cream for everybody in the morning. But can you beat me in predicting correctly?